When you're the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do - even if that means flying a chef 860 miles.
Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.
He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.
Boy that slice must have had one hell of a carbon footprint.
But this must mean the recession is over. After all the messiah would rub it in the face of all of the little people in the unemployment lines. Oh wait. Government spending IS stimulus. Oh thank you mighty leader for spending so frivolously!